.: Ciri ciri manusia yang udah terkloning dari status Facebook :.

1.Manusia Super Update

Kapanpun dan dimanapun update status. Status nya ga panjang2 amat..tapi terlihat bikin risih, karena hal2 yang ga terlalu penting juga dia publikasikan

contoh : "Lagi makan di restoran A..", "Dalam perjalanan menuju neraka..", "Saatnya baca koran..", dsb..


2.Manusia Melankolis

Biasanya dia curhat di status. Entah karena ingin banyak diberi komentar dari teman2nya atau hanya sekedar menuangkan unek2nya ke facebook, tapi biasanya orang tipe ini menceritakan kisahnya dan terkadang menanyakan solusi yg terbaik kepada yang laen..

contoh : "Kamu sakitin aku..lebih baik aku cari yang lain..", "Cuma kamu yang terbaik buat aku..terima kasih km sudah sayang ama aku selama ini..", dsb..



3.Manusia Tukang Ngeluh

Ga pagi, ga siang, ga malem, ga dikasih ujan, ga dikasih panas, ga dikasih uang, ga dikasih makan, pokonya semuanya dia keluhkan..

contoh : " Jakarta maceeet..!! Panas pula..", "Aaaargh ujan, padahal baru nyuci mobil..sialan.
.!!", "Males ngapa2in.. cape hati gara2 si do'i..", dsb..



4.Manusia Sombong

Mungkin beberapa dari mereka ga berniat menyombongkan diri, tapi terkadang orang yang melihatnya, yang notabene tidak bisa seberuntung dia, merasa kalo statusnya itu kelewat sombong, dan malah bikin sebel..

contoh : "Otw ke Paris ..!!", "BMW ku sayang, saatnya kamu mandi..aku mandiin ya sayang..", dsb..



5.Manusia Puitis

Dari judulnya udah jelas. Status nya selalu diisi dengan kata2 mutiara, tapi ga jelas apa maksudnya. Bikin kita terharu? Bikin kita sadar atas pesan tersembunyi nya? atau cuma sekedar memancing komentar? Sampai saat ini, tipe orang seperti ini masih dipertanyakan..

contoh : "Kita masing-masing adalah malaikat bersayap satu. Dan hanya bisa terbang bila saling berpelukan", "Mencintai dan dicintai adalah seperti merasakan sinar matahari dari kedua sisi",

"Jika kau hidup sampai seratus tahun, aku ingin hidup seratus tahun kurang sehari, agar aku tidak pernah hidup tanpamu", dsb..



6.Manusia in English


Tipe manusianya bisa seperti apa saja, apakah melankolis, puitis, sombong dan sebagainya. Tapi dia berusaha lebih keren dengan mengatakannya dalam bahasa Inggwis Gicyu Low..

contoh : "Tie and Chair..", "I can tooth, you Pink sun.." dsb..

Kira2 seperti itu lah..sebenernya masih banyak lagi dalam pikiran..tapi keburu mau berangkat..kapan2 diterusin ya..hehe..

Mudah2an ga ada yang tersinggung..just 4 fun kok..


7. alay...

updatenya gaul2... dan bahasa dewa.. ejaan yang dialaykan..
contoh.." met moulnin all.. pagiiieh yg cewrah... xixiixi" << lol~


8. obsesi...

ngarep... tp ga kesampaian.. pengen jd artis ga dapat2.. dll..
contoh : :duwh... sesi pemotretan lagi! cape...


9. Sok tau..

sotoy tenarnya..
contoh : pemerintah selalu memanjakan rakyatnya.. bla..bla...bla...
pdahal ga taw apa yang ditulis..



10. bioskop mania..

update film yang abis ditonton dan kasih comment..
contoh : ICE AGE 3..REcomended!!


11. tipe pedagang:

contoh: "jual sepatu bla bla bla"


12. tipe penyuluh masyarakat:

contoh: "jangan lupa dateng ke TPS, 5 menit utk 5 tahun bla..bla"


13.Manusia Alay …(nggak jelas maunya apa).

Ada berbagai macam versi, dari tulisannya yang aneh, atau tulisannya biasa aja, hanya saja kosakata nya ga lazim..ato mungkin ada yg fusion..

Alay 1 : "DucH Gw4 5aYan9 b6t s4ma Lo..7aNgaN tin69aL!n akYu ya B3!bh..!!"

Alay 2 : "km mugh kog gag pernach ngabwarin aq lagee seech? kmuw maseeh saiangs sama aq gag seech sebenernywa?"

Alay 3 : "Ouh mY 9oD..!! kYknY4w c gW k3ReNz 48ee5h d3ch..!!"

(Khusus buat tipe ini, ga usah di baca juga gpp..saya pribadi juga mikir dulu buat nulis ini, walaupun jadinya kurang mirip sama yg aslinya..)


14.Tipe Hidden Message (1 lagi yg kepikiran ama saya gan..)


Tipe ini biasanya ga to the point, tapi tentunya punya niat biar orang yg dituju membaca nya..bagus2 kalo baca..kalo ngga? kelamaan nunggu, padahal langsung aja sms ya..

contoh : "For you my M***, I can't live without you..you are my bla bla bla..", "Heh, cewe bajingan..ngapain lo deket2in co gw?! kyk ga laku aja lo.." <<< (padahal ce tersebut ga jadi friend nya..mana bisa baca..)


15.Tipe Misterius

Tipe yang biasanya bikin banyak orang bertanya tanya atas apa maksud dari status orang tersebut..Biasanya dalam suatu kalimat membutuhkan Subjek + Predikat + Objek + Keterangan..Tapi orang tipe ini mungkin hanya mengambil beberapa atau malah hanya 1 saja..Dan pastinya mengundang kontroversi..

contoh : "Sudahlah..", "Telah berakhir.." <<< (apanya??), "Termenung..."

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Inspiration) T(he 30 Most Satisfying Simple Pleasures Life Has to Offer

1. Sleeping In on a Rainy Day – As the rain beats lightly against the window, you nestle your head deeper into your pillow.
The sound is soothing and your bed feels like a sanctuary.
There is no place you would rather be.



2. Finding Money You Didn’t Know You Had – You reach into your pocket and find a money from the last time you wore these jeans.
You aren’t rich, but you are richer than you were second earlier.


3. Making Brief Eye Contact with Someone of the Opposite Sex – You pass her on the street or in the subway.
She glances up at you momentarily, making direct eye contact in a way that seems to communicate a subtle curiosity.
For a split second it makes you think… and then it’s gone.




4. Skinny Dipping – There is something mysteriously liberating about being naked in a body of water.
You are naked, but it feels natural, a sense of unrefined freedom.


5. Receiving a Real Letter or Package via Snail Mail – E-mail has become the primary source of written communication.
Most snail mail these days is junk mail.
When you check the mail and find a real letter or package from someone you know, excitement overtakes you as you tear into this rare gift.




6. Making the Yellow Light - It’s one of the most common simple pleasures, the act of beating the pack.
As you blaze through the yellow light you glance in your rearview to see all the cars behind you stopping at the red light.
Yes! You made it!



7. Telling a Funny or Interesting, True Story - One of the most enticing roles you lead in life is that of the storyteller.
You love to share stories, especially those that will captivate your audience with deep curiosity and humor.
There are few things more satisfying than telling a true story that others enjoy listening to.



8. Seeing a Friend Stumble Over Himself – As you walk across the street with your friend, he fails to accurately address the curb on the other side.
He trips and stumbles around momentarily before regaining his footing, then swiftly attempts to play it off like nothing happened.
This can be a hilarious sight if the moment is right.


9. Hearing the Right Song at the Right Moment - It doesn’t matter what the setting is, hearing the right song for that moment is one of those simple pleasures in life that instantly lifts your spirits.
You could be driving home from work, hanging out at a bar with friends, or jogging.
When the right song rattles your ear drums the entire meaning of life seems crystal clear.


10. The First Sip of a Beverage When You’re Thirsty – You just finished mowing the lawn or taking a long jog.
The only thing on your mind is an ice-cold glass of water.
When you are really, really thirsty, that first sip of any liquid beverage is sheer bliss.



11. Catching a Glimpse of Bare Skin on the Opposite Sex – For guys, it’s when the waitress bends over a little too far.
For girls it’s seeing that buff guy in a Speedo.
Either way, when you see a bit more skin than you were expecting on the opposite sex, you can’t help but to smirk on the inside.


12. Saying the Same Thing Simultaneously – There is a moment of silence. Then all of the sudden you and your friend blurt out the same exact set of words simultaneously.
This rare occurrence is something to smile about.



13. The Pull-Through Parking Spot – You pull into a parking spot and are delighted to see the availability of the parking spot immediately in front of you.
You pull through to the spot in front so that when you return to the car you can drive forward out of the parking spot.
Why? Because driving backwards is a pain in the butt.


14. Realizing You Have More Time to Sleep – Something abruptly awakens you and you think it’s time to get up.
Then you squint over at your alarm clock and realize you still have 2 more hours to sleep.
A warm euphoric feeling shoots though your body as you glide gracefully back to your dreams.



15. People Watching – Sitting there on your bench you can see people in every direction. Tall people, small people, thin and plump.
Blond, brunette, and redhead alike. Each of them has a different stride and a unique expression.
As you drift from body to body you are mesmerized by what you see.


16. Putting On Clothes Straight from the Dryer – As soon as the dryer buzzes, you pull out your clothes and put them on.
They feel soothingly warm on your skin and emit a fresh-scented aroma into the air.
A sentiment of ease comes over you as you head out to conquer the day.



17. A Familiar Smell – You just pulled into your parent’s driveway and opened the car door. You haven’t been home in a long while.
You smell familiarity in the air, the scent of a large pine tree in the neighbor’s yard.
As you head through the front door, more familiar smells consume your senses. Gosh, it feels good to be home…


18. The Feeling You Get When Your Idea Works – You have been struggling to resolve a complex problem all day and you just can’t seem to get it right.
Filled with frustration, you decide to exercise one last idea before calling it a night.
You’ve had many ideas before that failed miserably… but this time it works.


19. Fresh, Clean Bed Sheets – You yank at the corner of the bedspread to create just enough space to slide your body under the freshly cleaned sheets.
The sheets feel cool to the touch.
Everything seems so clean, like nobody has ever slept in this bed before.


20. A Beautiful View – As the car veers around the side of the mountain you gaze out the passenger window. It’s a clear, sunny day and you can see the entire valley below filled with wild flowers and bright green vegetation.
The scenery reminds you of something you once saw in National Geographic.
But here it is live, right before your eyes.


21. Reminiscing About Old Times with Your Closest Friends – Pink Floyd once said “the memories of a man in his old age are the deeds of a man in his prime”.
There is no simple pleasure more satisfying than recounting the greatest moments of your life with your closest friends who lived these moments alongside you.



22. Receiving an Unexpected Compliment – It’s been an average day. Nothing really great has happened, but nothing terrible occurred either. This monotonous day has put you in a dreary mood.
Unexpectedly, an older, attractive lady taps you on the shoulder, calls you “handsome” and says she loves your shirt.
The day just got a whole lot better.


23. Having a Good Laugh – Laughter is the greatest cure of all.
Life is extraordinary in the moments when you are laughing so hard you can barely breathe.
These moments of deep laughter are divine in the sense that they cleanse your mood and set your mind on a positive track.


24. The Feeling After a Healthy Workout - It’s a giddy feeling of self accomplishment; the one true activity that actually makes you feel better and look better simultaneously.
When you walk out the front door of the gym you are on top of the world.


25. The Celebration in the Instant Something Makes Sense – Even now that it has explained to you for the third time, you just don’t understand how it works.
Everyone else seems to understand but you.
Then out of the blue the dots connect in your mind. You finally get it, and it feels great!


26. Relaxing Outdoors on a Sunny Day – As you relax sprawled out in a lawn chair, the sun warms your skin and a light breeze keeps the temperature comfortable.
Birds are chirping merrily in the trees behind you.
You are at complete peace with the environment.


27. Holding Hands with Someone You Love – Every time she grabs your hand you are overcome with an awareness of how much she means to you.
Holding hands is sensual and physically intimate, yet subtle.
There are few people you allow to hold your hand, so when it happens you can be sure that the moment is special.


28. Playing in the Water – Water marvels people of all ages.
From jumping in puddles as a child, to doing cannon balls in the pool as an adolescent, to enjoying a cocktail in the Jacuzzi as an adult… water is enjoyable.

29. Making Someone Smile – You notice that your colleague has been under a great deal of stress with meeting a deadline, so you take it upon yourself to complete one of her indirect responsibilities for her.
As soon as she realizes what you did, she comes into your office with a big smile on her face. “Thank you”, she says.
You just hit two birds with one stone, because making her smile just made your day.


30. Finishing What You Started – You just finished up a big project you’ve been working on for the last few months, or maybe you just finished your first marathon… Either way, you finalized what you set out to accomplish.
The feeling of self accomplishment you get when you finish what you started is by far one of the most rewarding simple pleasures life has to offer

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Innovators Tips

I found an interesting articles for tips of being a good innovators.. i post it at the lounge, but looks like most of them are request the post in bahasa

so i think it's better to move it here.. :P



It’s always wondering what are great innovation is. Some of it are really amazing and made a blast on the market. But there is another thing, an entrepenuer. Entrepenuer are the one who make the innovation product are available on the market. Whether it will be successfull or just another pass-by. Here are the key of what kind of innovation with a great entreprenuer which success in the market.

Needs

Remember, it’s always starting from needs. If you can see what other people needs(or maybe your needs) then you can have a chance to think that maybe there’s a lot people gonna buy your product. You have to think big and take the complete perspective of the market.

Availability

Once you get the need. Check it out, is it already available? did it have the same key feature with the current product on the market? If you are the first, then it should be a good starting point for you. Pioneer has always a good starting point ( Remember when Bill Gates released his DOS product and sell it to IBM? No one ever done that before). But you have to think at least 2-3 steps forward because once you create it. Somebody will try to beat you.

Unique

So next step is, you have to more innovate your product to be unique. Take a look on iPod, it’s unique design that makes a big sold. Apple is well respected company and they always has something unique to provide indeed. The point is, when you’re created it unique,it’s easier to remember your product. It will make a brand awareness to the public.

Smart Marketing Technique

Instead of lie, people are always loved in honest. The question is how? Some marketing technique is a genius, and they dont lie. For example, remember Apple “think different” campaign in 1997. Instead of made an advertisement in superbowl spot or advertise in computer magazine. They decided to advertise it on a fashion magazine. Can you imagine a computer’s advertising in most popular fashion magazine? at that time this idea is considered as “freak”. The result is remarkably popular!. It become a turning point for apple. Read more the details about it here.

Economicaly Feasible

This will be easier if you’re having competitors, all you have to do is just make a cheaper product with a better feature. If you are the pioneer, try to think as a buyers. Do you think your product is overprice? Will you buy it?. Although there are so many factors to think, I considered this as very important one. Why there’s a lot of people is using PC are it’s more cheap than an iMac.

Stay Hungry, and Foolish.

This is quoted from Steve’s job’s commancement speech in harvard. You have to be always hungry to create new ideas. Still be a fool so you can accept new things. Most of major innovators are always getting failed first. But like Andrew S. Groove said, only the paranoid survive. Always aware with the situation, so you are able to change quickly when your environment changes.

So, if you are an innovators & entrepenuers. Share your thoughts.

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[SHARE]The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English

Aestivate
Ailurophile
Assemblage
Becoming
Beleaguer
Billet-doux
Brood
Bucolic
Bungalow
Chatoyant
Comely
Conflate
Cynosure
Dalliance
Demesne
Demure
Denouement
Desuetude
Desultory
Diaphanous
Dissemble
Dulcet
Ebullient
Effervescent
Efflorescence
Elision
Elixir
Eloquence
Embrocation
Emollient
Ephemeral
Epiphany
Erstwhile
Esculent
Ethereal
Evanescent
Evocative
Fetching
Felicitous
Fluke
Forbearance
Fugacious
Furtive
Gambol
Glamour
Gossamer
Halcyon
Imbrication
Imbroglio
Imbue
Incipient
Ineffable
Ingenue
Inglenook
Insouciance
Inure
Lagniappe
Lagoon
Languor
Lassitude
Leisure
Lilt
Lissome
Lithe
Luxuriant
Mellifluous
Moiety
Mondegreen
Murmur
Nemesis
Niveous
Odalisque
Offing
Onomatopoeia
Opulent
Palimpsest
Panacea
Panoply
Pastiche
Peccadillo
Penumbra
Petrichor
Plethora
Propinquity
Pyrrhic
Quintessential
Ratatouille
Redolent
Riparian
Ripple
Scintilla
Sempiternal
Seraglio
Serendipity
Surreptitious
Sumptuous
Sussurous
Symbiosis
Talisman
Tintinnabulation
Umbrageous
Umbrella
Untoward
Vestige
Viridescent
Waft
Wherewithal

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Pöstìngån pertamax

Alhamdullilah jadi juga blog ku ini , blog ini aku bwt cuma pake hp k750 loh :D mulai dari edit template sampai masang2 widget , n selanjutnya blog ini akan kuisi artikel2 yg menurutku menarik :D

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